What if I told you that you could live just outside Bogotá, up in the mountains, for about $1,500 a month… and the biggest challenge wouldn’t be money.
It would be the cold.
Hey—Matt here.
This is the kind of breakdown I wish existed when I first started living abroad: not the influencer fantasy, not the “I visited for four days and now I’m an expert,” but the real-life version. The numbers, the friction points, the stuff that sounds minor until it becomes your daily routine.
Today we’re talking about La Calera—a small mountain town just east of Bogotá that most people treat like a weekend getaway… but almost never consider as an actual place to live.
And I get it. La Calera is scenic. It’s calm. It’s food-forward. It’s the kind of place you drive up to for misty views and a long lunch, then you roll back down into the city and pretend you live a quiet life.
Living here is different. It’s not cheap Colombia. It’s not walkable Colombia. And it is absolutely not warm Colombia.
But if you want space, scenery, and mental breathing room—without losing access to Bogotá’s healthcare, airport, and services—La Calera starts to look like a very intentional, very adult lifestyle choice.
Let’s break it down the way we should: what it is, what it isn’t, what it costs, and who actually thrives here.
First: What La Calera is (and what it isn’t)
La Calera sits just above Bogotá—close enough that on a light-traffic day you can be in the city in 15–30 minutes, depending on where you’re coming from and what time you try to move.
It’s home to around 30,000 people, but weekends can feel like that number doubles because half of Bogotá decides they also want mountain air and a good meal.
This is important: La Calera is not a suburb in the American sense.
It’s not “Bogotá but smaller.” It’s not a mini Medellín. It’s not cafes on every corner and spontaneous city energy.
Most people know La Calera as:
a weekend restaurant destination
a scenic escape
a “let’s get out of Bogotá for a few hours” place
Living here means trading:
convenience → for calm
walkability → for space
nightlife → for quiet
spontaneity → for planning
Errands often mean a car. Groceries often mean Bogotá. And even though it feels rural, it’s not remote—you’re still plugged into the capital’s ecosystem, just without the noise.
If you’re picturing the Medellín lifestyle—quick Ubers, social energy, walk-out-your-door-and-everything-happens—this is not that.
But if what you want is crisp air, quiet mornings, and a place that forces you to slow down… La Calera makes sense fast.
The number everyone cares about: monthly cost
For a single expat living comfortably in La Calera—meaning not luxury, not scraping—you’re realistically looking at:
$1,300–$1,600/month
(or roughly 4.7–5.8 million COP, depending on rent, eating out, and how much you use heat)
That range surprises people because they assume “small town” automatically means “cheap.” Not here. You’re paying a premium for:
environment (views, space, quiet)
lifestyle (slower pace, cleaner air)
food (destination-level restaurants)
And you’re giving up:
walkability
nightlife
convenience
quick city errands
If that trade is worth it to you, La Calera can be extremely comfortable.
Now let’s break down where the money actually goes.
Housing: you’re paying for space, not proximity
Housing in La Calera isn’t about high-rise apartment living. It’s about houses, views, privacy, and “estrato reality.”
Renting (what most expats actually do)
Rent varies a lot by neighborhood and property type, but the realistic “comfortable expat” range tends to land around:
2–3 million COP/month for a solid, livable setup
Houses can run higher depending on size and zone
If you want a calm lifestyle without going full luxury, that 2–3 million COP range is usually the sweet spot.
Buying (for context, not because you need to)
Buying in La Calera isn’t “cheap Colombia” either. It’s buying a lifestyle—quiet, mountain air, and distance from the city.
The big takeaway: housing here isn’t cheap, but you get more space and a completely different environment than you’d get for the same money in many parts of Bogotá.
Utilities: reasonable… until you fight the cold the wrong way
Utilities in La Calera are usually pretty manageable, but there’s one wildcard:
heat.
A typical monthly utilities stack (single person) lands around:
Electricity: ~120,000 COP
Water: ~45,000 COP
Gas: ~35,000 COP (matters more here)
Internet: ~90,000 COP
Mobile: ~40,000 COP
Total: ~330,000 COP/month (around $90-ish, depending on exchange rate)
Here’s the catch: if you crank the heat, take long hot showers, and work from home all day, your bills climb. If you’re conservative and dress like a mountain person (hoodie culture), they stay stable.
Utilities here aren’t expensive. They’re variable.
Groceries: stable costs, less convenience
If you cook most meals at home, groceries typically land around:
700,000–900,000 COP/month
That covers quality basics:
produce
meat
eggs/dairy
normal household staples
Not imported specialty items. Not constant delivery app behavior.
Food quality in this region is excellent, and you’re not paying a “city center premium,” but you are living a plan-ahead lifestyle:
This isn’t “run downstairs for one thing.”
This is “I’m doing a real grocery run and I respect it.”
If you’re organized, your costs stay stable.
If you rely on last-minute runs and delivery, your budget creeps up quietly.
Eating out: this is where La Calera flexes
La Calera punches above its weight on food because it’s literally a dining destination for Bogotá.
Translation: you’re not always paying local-only prices… but you’re getting quality that actually justifies it.
You’ll find two layers:
1) Local, no-frills, highly rated spots
20,000–40,000 COP per meal
Solid portions, great ratings, simple vibe. You can eat out multiple times a week like this and still stay reasonable.
2) The places people drive up here for
This is where the town leans into its identity:
nicer Italian, steak, parrilla, destination dining
meals commonly in the 50,000–85,000 COP range for mains in many of the “this is why we came” restaurants
Not cheap by Colombian standards—but for quality + setting, it’s still very fair.
Coffee culture is strong too:
coffee + pastry often 6,000–12,000 COP
If you eat out regularly but not irresponsibly, a realistic monthly food-out budget is:
600,000–800,000 COP/month
(casual meals + a few nicer dinners + coffee runs)
La Calera isn’t a “cheap food” lifestyle. It’s a “good food” lifestyle.
If food is a major part of your happiness, this town makes a lot of sense.
Transportation: the main trade-off nobody can avoid
Let’s be honest: La Calera is not walkable.
And it’s not the kind of place where public transit solves everything.
Most residents:
have a car, or
rely heavily on Ubers/taxis, plus occasional trips into Bogotá
Yes, you can live here without a car, but you’ll feel the friction. Trips into Bogotá for errands add up—both in money and (more importantly) in time.
A realistic monthly transportation budget for a single expat:
300,000–450,000 COP/month
But the bigger cost is planning.
A drive that should be 15 minutes can become 45 minutes depending on hour and day. Living in La Calera means you stop winging it and start scheduling your life like an adult.
If you love spontaneous city life, this will feel limiting.
If you prefer calm and don’t mind planning, it works.
Healthcare: not on your doorstep… but close to Colombia’s best
Healthcare in La Calera is simple: you’re not isolated. You’re just not surrounded by hospitals.
Most residents use Bogotá for:
specialists
major clinics
time-sensitive care
And that’s actually a win because Bogotá has some of the strongest healthcare options in the country.
A realistic healthcare budget for a single person:
~150,000 COP/month
(EPS + occasional private visits)
The key is comfort: you need to be okay with the fact that healthcare is “down the mountain,” not next door. If you are, it’s a very workable setup.
The lifestyle: La Calera is a feeling, not a checklist
La Calera is crisp air and misty mornings. It’s quiet nights. It’s darker skies. It’s birds instead of horns.
It’s also cold—sometimes “pleasant hoodie weather,” sometimes “why is my soul chilled.”
Life here is intentional:
you plan errands
you choose when to go into Bogotá
when you’re home… you’re actually home
Social life isn’t clubbing. It’s:
restaurants
cafes
long lunches
weekend dinners
conversation, not chaos
This works beautifully for:
remote workers
couples
writers/creatives
people who already did the big-city thing
anyone who wants mental space more than stimulation
La Calera doesn’t try to impress you. It gives you space and quiet and lets you breathe.
If that sounds boring, you’ll hate it.
If that sounds perfect, you’ll understand why people stay.
Who should live here (and who should skip it)
La Calera makes sense if you:
want calm and mental breathing room
prefer space and quiet over nightlife
don’t need to walk everywhere
are okay planning trips into Bogotá
love good food and cozy routines
enjoy cool weather and mountain air
You should skip La Calera if you:
moved to Colombia for warmth and sun
want walkability and spontaneous social life
hate relying on cars/Ubers
need constant events, variety, and buzz
want “cheap Colombia” above all else
La Calera isn’t better or worse than Bogotá.
It’s a deliberate trade: warmth, convenience, spontaneity → for calm, views, space, and quiet.
And if calm feels like progress? This place makes a lot of sense.
